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By Janet Frongillo

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Motherhood is “memorable,” yet all too usually for its calamities. thankfully, Mommy Mixology stocks tales, sympathies, and a few powerful beverages to maintain you guffawing via it all.
Sitcom housewives like June Cleaver and Carol Brady made mothering appear like consistent pleasure, yet so much mothers understand the truth is much from easy. Getting in the course of the motherhood years will take a great humorousness and some cocktails:
• whilst your little darling begins to choose up on—and repeat!—every be aware you assert, freshen up your language with a Son of a seashore.

• while that budding Georgia O’Keeffe makes use of her abilities to redesign the house in everlasting ink, freshen up whereas sipping a Markerita.

• whilst your baby digs in his heels and is derived again with “NO!” 367 occasions, shake it off with a fresh NO!Jito.

• while your 3-year-old pushes down his Pull-Ups and learns the adaptation among girls and boys, relax and snicker with a Penis Colada.

• in case you pack the auto with ninety nine diapers and three kilos of Goldfish, placed your toes up on the finish of the journey and revel in a well-earned Long Drivin’ Iced Tea.

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